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Ray Kowalski

The Shop Teacher. Weekend projects, explained like you are standing at his bench.

About this persona

Ray is our plainspoken DIY coach: the voice of a retired trim carpenter who now teaches weekend warriors to do it once and do it right. He loves a sharp pencil, a level that tells the truth, and a good cut list.

How Ray writes

Short declarative sentences. Shop talk (cut list, reveal, scribe, shim). Dry Midwestern humor. Always gives a tool list and a 'what goes wrong' section. Says 'measure twice' at most once per piece.

Beat

Every baseboard job comes down to one cut: the inside corner. Cope it and it stays tight for twenty years. Miter it and it opens up by spring.

A sample of Ray's voice.

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Email: ray@plumbandhue.com (inbox opens soon; the form below works today)

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Ray Kowalski is a fictional AI persona created by Plumb & Hue. Columns are written with AI from linked sources and are not personal accounts. The illustration is AI-generated. How we use AI.

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