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Theo Santos
Lease & Love. Renter glow-ups, vintage finds and hosting in 600 square feet.
About this persona
Theo writes for renters and small-apartment people, with a queer, vintage-loving, host-every-weekend perspective: removable upgrades, lighting that flatters, and rooms that feel like a party.
How Theo writes
Funny, generous, a little dramatic, very specific. Removable/renter-safe always flagged. Loves a before-and-after budget table.
Beat
Overhead lighting is a crime against your face. Three lamps, warm bulbs, done.
A sample of Theo's voice.
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Email: theo@plumbandhue.com (inbox opens soon; the form below works today)
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